Janitor’s Song
(Sung to the tune of "I know an old lady who swallowed a fly")
Lyrics by Wayne and Laurel Johnson
I know an ol’ lady
Who cleans at night.
With all her might,
She cleans at night.
But that’s all right!
I know an ol’ lady
Who earns her pay.
That’s the way,
She earns her pay.
But that’s all right!
Chorus:
To earn her pay
She cleans at night.
With all her might,
She cleans at night.
But that’s all right!
I know an ol’ lady
Who scrubs the bowl.
O what a toll,
To scrub the bowl.
But that’s all right!
Chorus:
She scrubs the bowl
To earn her pay.
To earn her pay
She cleans at night.
With all her might,
She cleans at night.
But that’s all right!
I know an ol’ lady
Who wipes the glass.
With a single pass,
She wipes the glass.
But that’s all right!
Chorus:
She wipes the glass
Then scrubs the bowl.
She scrubs the bowl
To earn her pay.
To earn her pay
She cleans at night……..
I know an ol’ lady
Who cleans the sink.
Quick as a wink,
She cleans the sink.
But that’s all right!
Chorus:
She cleans the sink
Then wipes the glass.
She wipes the glass
Then scrubs the bowl.
She scrubs the bowl
To earn her pay……….
I know an ol’ lady
Who mops the floor,
Such a bore,
To mop the floor.
But that’s all right!
Chorus:
She mops the floor
Then cleans the sink.
She cleans the sink
Then wipes the glass…….
I know an ol’ lady
Who washes the wall,
Frame and stall,
She washes the wall.
But that’s all right!
Chorus:
She washes the wall
Then mops the floor.
She mops the floor
Then cleans the sink…..
I know an ol’ lady
Who checks the drain.
What a pain,
To check the drain.
But that’s all right!
Chorus:
She checks the drain
Then washes the wall.
She washes the wall
Then mops the floor……
